Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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