Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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