Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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