Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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