I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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