Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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