Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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