woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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