I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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