No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize