Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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