this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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