i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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