I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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