question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
whose parrot is this?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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