Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
