i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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