fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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