he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
tell me about the eggs
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