So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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