Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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