Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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