Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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