I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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