Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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