He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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