Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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