But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My cat gives me a boner
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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