I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
