I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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