I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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