is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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