porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
is that a dick in a sweater?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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