Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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