I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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