11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Christians are straight up FREAKS
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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