wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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