he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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