How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
