so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
being pregnant is like rehab
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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