he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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