quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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