Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
