Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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