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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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