dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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