Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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