What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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