I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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