right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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