Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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