Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize