Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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