I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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