You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
