I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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