I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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