ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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