...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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